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(Source: bankr0lls)
that’s so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended.
HAHAHAA DEAD OMG
(Source: illestfuck)
I like hearing the words “I miss you.”
(Source: shaylatran-xoxo)
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
